Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from InherentlyFunny.com™
The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Enjoy!
Advice
If You Like Someone, Poop on Their Head
Then flush it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence.
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Animal
The Poopy Dog
Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.
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Anti-Joke
Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?
Because it was in a butthole.
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Dance
Poke-Fart Dance
Poke-dancing, but you fart every time you shake your butt, and you end it by sitting on a toilet and pooping as fast as you can.
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Drink
Toilet Water
A delectable yellow liquid with a tangy, spicy, taste, sometimes with chunks of wrinkled chocolate.
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Food
Fresh Brownies From the Toilet
If you’re pooping, but your friends calls to ask what you’re doing, tell them that you’re baking a brownie right now.
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Instrument
The Toot-ba
Fart into the buttpiece to make some real music. Best pre-play meal: Ro-Beans.
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Person
Fartman
Farting for freedom. Flying with his farts. Farting in a bad guy’s face. It’s Fartman! Three cheers for Fartman! Let’s drink for Fartman!
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Place
Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way
She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!
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Question
What if Your Body is a Poop Gun and Eating is Just Reloading?
Dang, I reload a lot.
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Saying
“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”
Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.
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