Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Advice
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny advice.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Advice
If You Like Someone, Poop on Their Head
Then flush it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence.
September 9, 2024
Advice
When Your Poop is Really, Really Smelly, Stop Pooping
May 22, 2024
Advice
Always Have a Plunger Toilet-side in Case of Won’t-Go-Downers
Seriously. This is for you all who make rock-solid ones.
May 2, 2024
Advice
When you go poop, make sure that you’re actually on the toilet.
March 4, 2024
Advice
If You Ever Need to Fart, Here’s What to Do:
Don’t. We don’t want to smell what you ate.
November 19, 2023
Advice
Don’t Forget to Wipe Your Butt After Pooping
You don’t want poop on your pants.
March 30, 2023
Advice
How to Get Good at Yoga
Do the stretch called “Downward Dog” while picking up dog poop.
January 27, 2023
Advice
If Someone Asks “What’s Poppin?” Say “My Butt With Farts”
December 12, 2022
Advice
Don’t Trust Your Toilet
In case it has something…
November 3, 2022
Advice
Drink Toilet Water or the Toilet Will Drink You
Toilets are dangerous.
July 17, 2022
Advice
Don’t Poop in the Toilet, Poop on the Grass
Nature is best.
April 28, 2022
Advice
Don’t Poop in Your Bed
You’ll never sleep.
March 30, 2022
Advice
Don’t Poop with Your Pants Off
You have to pee with your pants off.
January 25, 2022
Advice
Don’t Scratch Your Butt After You Fart Even if it Does Itch
January 12, 2022
Advice
Don’t eat yellow snow.
The brown tastes better.
July 26, 2021
Advice
Don’t Go to the Toilet
This will make you explode.
May 27, 2021
Advice
You Should Never Take a Poo in a Chicken Coop
You should do it on the toilet.
March 10, 2021
Advice
If You Don’t Want to Poop Don’t Go to the Bathroom
January 30, 2021
Advice
Pull Your Pants Down Before You Poop
January 14, 2021
Advice
If you don’t feel good in the morning… just go poop.
Just go poop, it solves everything.
December 7, 2020
Advice
Don’t pee with your pants on.
December 1, 2020
Advice
Don’t sit and poop.
October 20, 2020
Advice
Close the door when you take a dump!
This is a reminder for your brother!
June 20, 2020
Advice
Do people talk behind your back?
Simply fart.
April 14, 2020
Advice
Never be near your dad’s backside after he eats burritos.
November 16, 2019
Advice
You should eat a sandwich while pooping so you don’t waste time.
May 5, 2019
Advice
Don’t eat black beans.
They are disgusting and will make you fart! So please, for the the sake of humanity, don’t! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
July 21, 2018
Advice
If you’re in a public place and you fart, walk away from the crowd and watch them suffer one by one.
Watch the world burn. Because your farts are worse than fire.
April 6, 2018
Advice
You know when the toilet doesn’t flush because there’s too much toilet paper in the way?
My advice to you, is that you poop less!
April 6, 2018
Advice
If you think someone farted, then sniff everyone’s butt to make sure that you know who it is.
Spank them afterwards.
March 3, 2018
Advice
If you have a problem, just shove it up your butt.
Unless it’s Justin Bieber.
March 3, 2018
Advice
Don’t go to the toilet after some one else.
Just don’t. Leave a ten month gap.
February 18, 2018
Advice
When you like someone, go fart in their face and then they will love you.
February 8, 2018
Advice
If you’re doing art, make sure not to fart at the same time.
October 24, 2017
Advice
Farting in public? Run away from the evidence!
In other words, walk away from where you fart, but not so awkwardly. Take it from a real silent fart ninja.
July 31, 2017
Advice
If you are wiping your butt, be careful not to sneeze.
If you do you could by instinct wipe your nose with a poopy piece of toilet paper.
April 5, 2017
Advice
When in doubt of whether a piece of clothing is clean or not, just wear it or don’t.
Don’t tell your dog to smell it for you—they’ll eat your favorite shorts.
January 23, 2017
Advice
Don’t step on a bird it will get you back.
Birds poop on you, and you die.
May 11, 2016
Advice
Don’t eat beans before going on a date!
Unless your date doesn’t have a sense of smell.
April 29, 2016
Advice
When you see a pigeon, just assume it is going to poop on you and get an umbrella.
Do it!
April 22, 2016
Advice
When someone’s talking poopie towards you…
Don’t take their poop, only give poop, and see futures in balls.
April 1, 2016
Advice
Don’t eat at Taco Bell.
Unless you prefer atomic diarrhea.
March 13, 2016
Advice
Eat your pants.
Eat your pants.
December 13, 2015
Advice
The next time you go pee, be aware of a gator-raid.
Get it?
August 3, 2015
Advice
Never fart while walking down a ladder.
July 19, 2015
Advice
If your pet poops in the house, and you do not want to clean it up, say it is candy.
July 7, 2015
