Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Names
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny names.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Name
Bartholomew Extra Poopy Butt XXXVI
May 30, 2024
Name
Cool Buttman
April 15, 2024
Name
Bart Butt Booger
January 31, 2023
Name
Fartbum McPooburger
August 19, 2022
Name
Poopyface Sr.
July 14, 2022
Name
Poopyface Jr.
Hates Poopyface Sr.
July 14, 2022
Name
Fartles McAssbutt
June 16, 2022
Name
Pee Pee Farts
May 31, 2022
Name
Buddy Bumcheeks
May 6, 2022
Name
Poopy Diaper Baby
First name “Poopy,” middle name “Diaper,” and last name “Baby.”
January 12, 2022
Name
Spider Man
But his web comes out of his butt.
October 27, 2021
Name
Bartholomew Buttsniffer
April 6, 2021
Name
Poop Pants McGillicutty
January 29, 2021
Name
Potato Junior the Turd
January 8, 2021
Name
Mybutt Cleanliton
Teacher: “Ms. Cleanliton, Mybutt has made quite a mess.” Ms. Cleanliton: “How is that my problem?”
October 15, 2020
Name
Poooppppoo Poooo
Poop sure does stink.
October 2, 2020
Name
Poopy McButt
The name of… your butt.
July 23, 2020
Name
Poop Salad
My friend’s cousin has this name.
March 24, 2020
Name
Poopy Head Dumb-dumb
I tickle people in their sleep then eat their poop.
December 19, 2019
Name
Oh No Stinky Poooop
When u use da toilet thats a sink then fart
December 10, 2019
Name
Doo Doo Butt Cheek Junior
December 6, 2019
Name
Dr. Wet Fartz
November 18, 2019
Name
Butthurst
I wonder if the person who named this child was a thirsty butt. It is fun to think about.
October 24, 2018
Name
PeePee Suck II
July 13, 2018
Name
Shut Up, Manners, & Poop
One day three brothers named Shut Up, Manners, and Poop go to a pond. Poop falls into the pond, and Manners jumps in to look for him. Shut Up runs to the police station, and the officer asks him his name, he says Shut Up. The officer asks him where are his Manners, and he says in the pond looking for Poop.
May 14, 2018
Name
Mr. Pickles
A good name for a fish.
February 5, 2018
Name
Bigbutt McFartface
Well, that’s an interesting name.
November 28, 2017
Name
Butthole Magoo
November 9, 2017
Name
Christopher Poop
June 12, 2017
Name
Dr. Googlestein Butternut
April 29, 2017
Name
Mumu Buutface
I just made this up but buutface is pronounded bootfuce.
April 8, 2017
Name
Juju Meringue Stickle
When I was younger I wanted this to be my name.
March 31, 2017
Name
Ariana Poope
I mean Ariana Grande. Actually, her real name is very inappropriate—in my language “Ariana” means “toilet poop.” And “Grande” means “Double Poop.”
March 14, 2017
Name
Fartsnub
A great name for someone who hides under your bed.
February 23, 2017
Name
Sir Poops a Lot
A funny name for a cat.
October 1, 2016
Name
Poopie Pants Jr.
September 21, 2016
Name
Mrs. Abcdefghijklmnop…
She was a teacher, and when kids tried going to the bathroom they would pee before they got her name out.
October 2, 2015
