Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Observations
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny observations.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Observation
Diarrhea is hereditary.
It runs in your jeans.
February 25, 2023
Observation
Poop is Just Solid Butt Pee
March 26, 2022
Observation
When you think your dog is chasing its tail, it actually has poop on its butt and is trying to get it clean.
Go wipe it.
March 30, 2021
Observation
Cats lick their butts then lick you.
December 8, 2018
Observation
You are seven times more likely to be strangled by your bed sheets if you have just eaten cheese.
Proved by statistics.
November 12, 2018
Observation
Toilets eat your crap and pee.
They have weird fetishes. I advise you stay away.
July 20, 2018
Observation
The me said hello to you. Then after me it said poop.
February 25, 2018
Observation
Pigs don’t fart very often so that they can stay alive longer.
March 12, 2017
Observation
Sometimes I like to lay down and pretend to be a carrot.
February 25, 2017
Observation
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
January 14, 2017
Observation
Today is my worst birthday ever—I got beat up by a fish.
December 14, 2016
Observation
People Are Stupid
It is a known fact that anybody that is reading this is stupid.
January 22, 2016
Observation
That moment when the room is silent and your dog farts…
September 28, 2015
Observation
People think that you’re a frigging turd if you hate summer vacation!
July 4, 2015
