Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Diseases
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny diseases.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Disease
Poop in Your Fingernail
June 1, 2024
Disease
“Oh No, My Butt is Quaking Hard” Disease
When you fart for more than three days in a row. Physically incurable.
May 30, 2024
Disease
Pooping Disease
Anybody who sees you starts pooping uncontrollably.
February 22, 2024
Disease
Butttacks
The feeling of a thousand thumbtacks going in your butt.
January 22, 2024
Disease
Esaesid Oop
Read it backwards, lol.
January 1, 2024
Disease
Diarrheaitis
You explode and can never stop burping after touching a cow. No cure. Symptoms include the sudden urge to touch a cow.
November 2, 2023
Disease
Butt Burps
Your fart, but it smells like the hotdogs you ate last week. If you smell them you get butt burps disease and it makes you poop hot dogs.
September 29, 2023
Disease
Growing Poos
Your poop becomes bigger than your toilet.
August 12, 2023
Disease
La Boom Caca
Taco turd day and it hurts your butthole.
August 2, 2023
Disease
Cronic Diarrhea
I farted whilst thinking about this…
May 2, 2023
Disease
Nuclear Exploding Bloody Runny Diarrhea
January 25, 2023
Disease
Toilet 2.0
When you poop so hard you destroy your own toilet!
January 12, 2023
Disease
Pooper 9000
When you start to shred your pants.
November 28, 2022
Disease
Fartitis
When you gotta go, but you just don’t know. It all just comes out in front of you… Oops.
October 18, 2022
Disease
Farteria
When you go to a pizzeria and you start uncontrollably farting.
October 14, 2022
Disease
Poopie Doopie
When your poop is so big, your butthole expands to the size of the earth.
October 7, 2022
Disease
Exploding Diarrhea
When your poop explodes in your butt and you die on the spot.
October 7, 2022
Disease
Burning Diarrhea
September 12, 2022
Disease
Lootoria
When you go to the loo so hard you get explosive diarrhea.
June 12, 2022
Disease
PoopyVirus
This causes diarrhea and constipation.
March 17, 2022
Disease
Buttwhistleitis
Where your butt whistles non-stop, and if you fart, it increases and never decreases. The way to treat it is to not fart for ten minutes and it makes it go down.
February 11, 2022
Disease
Poop Mouth Syndrome
Exactly what it sounds like.
February 3, 2022
Disease
Poop-o-pepe
The most deadly disease on earth.
December 13, 2021
Disease
PoopPee Syndrome
When you are constipated for 35 hours or more. One in 333,000 people have this.
November 12, 2021
Disease
Buttobia
The disease that really hurts your butt and makes you poop.
October 15, 2021
Disease
Butt Whistle-itis
When you just can’t hold the fart in by plugging your butt.
May 10, 2021
Disease
Radical Poop Syndrome
This will make all your poops become radical and do skateboard tricks, but after five minutes of pooping this thing you die.
April 20, 2021
Disease
Ibutterod
The disease is an itchy butt problem. You have to constantly itch your buttocks every two seconds.
April 7, 2021
Disease
Poopjokeitis
Very rare; not being able to find poop jokes funny.
April 5, 2021
Disease
Smelly Butt Syndrom
This means that no matter what you do, your butt will always stink. There’s no cure.
February 20, 2021
Disease
Rock Poo Syndrome
When you game for so long and don’t move, you accidentally poo, and the accidental poo sticks to your bum. It is unremovable. Congratulations, you now have rock poo syndrome.
January 6, 2021
Disease
Fartsindrom
When you lie you fart as loud as a scream.
December 16, 2020
Disease
Poopzilla
When you poop Godzilla.
December 1, 2020
Disease
Huge Diarrhea
You will poop for the rest of eternity and it’s literal water.
November 15, 2020
Disease
The Butt Killer
Your butt dies.
November 13, 2020
Disease
Weinerpoo
You poop out your weiner.
October 13, 2020
Disease
Yeetus Diabetus
Break out in hives and have burning poop.
September 14, 2020
Disease
Rotten Cow Syndrome
This disease starts of as a rotten smell, but then you turn into a cow that keeps pooping.
January 10, 2020
Disease
Hospital Forever Disease
You can't control when you pee and poo, and then I have to be at the hospital for another year, and then I have to have surgery for four days, and then I have to stay there for another week, and then I have to be at the hospital for another year for surgery in my stomach because I have bladder problems.
December 3, 2019
Disease
Dinosaur Disease
When people look at you, you become extinct, and when you become extinct you say “poop.”
November 18, 2019
Disease
The Farteze Disease
Every time you sneeze you fart, and every time you fart you sneeze.
November 7, 2019
Disease
Butt Disease
Ok, it starts with a fever in your butt and then your butt farts uncontrollably, and then you become a butt. Also, it has puss-filled spots on your bum and flu-like symptoms on your bum, and you can not die, just become a bum.
October 24, 2019
Disease
Poop Syndrome
Poop syndrome makes it so that when you poop, your poop will fill the toilet with poop and clog the toilet with it. Doctors do not know the cure.
October 19, 2019
Disease
Your Face Smells Like Urine
Funniest disease ever, ha ha ha!!!
September 21, 2019
Disease
Uh-Oh-Stinky
A disease that spreads through apes. It makes them the uh-oh-stinky poop.
September 20, 2019
Disease
Poopi
You can't stop pooping and barfing and yelling.
June 22, 2019
Disease
Hello… Syndrome
When they are so dumb, “hello” is the only thing they can say. It only happens at the age of thirty-five. And they have to poop every five minutes for a whole year.
June 18, 2019
Disease
Cow a Cough a Diarrhea
When you look like a cow, cough like a cow, and have diarrhea like a cow.
May 19, 2019
Disease
The Sadness Syndrome
When someone is very sad—so sad that they may fart every time someone talks to them. Might have a tendency to poop a lot too.
April 21, 2019
Disease
Sheeppoli
A disease in which the patient thinks that their face is made of sheep urine.
March 22, 2019
Disease
Poopeo Optimea
Optimal poop aim.
November 26, 2018
Disease
Sacne Fever
People who get infected have a sudden craving to suck other people's acne. It is spread by the sucking of acne. The first case of this disease was in Indiana, where a school teacher took her students hostage and sucked their acne.
November 22, 2018
Disease
Jumpy Pox
Where you get chicken pox that looks like cheese and every time you hear something you jump.
November 18, 2018
Disease
Farting Disease
Smells like fart for rest of life after first fart.
August 14, 2018
Disease
Poop-Inducing Disease
Makes you poop every ten minutes.
May 23, 2018
Disease
Fartfaceitus
When someone eats beans and then sits on you while farting.
April 28, 2018
Disease
Fart Disease
It is the disease where you can’t stop farting and nowadays every one has it.
April 25, 2018
Disease
Pooproids
When you take a giant crap every time you like someone, something, or a place.
April 3, 2018
Disease
Raging Flaming Farts
Farts that come out for ten seconds and can burn down a whole elementary school.
March 28, 2018
Disease
Fart-O-Sleep
This is an extremely common disease, which can effect others. You're probably wondering, “What's the disease then?!” Well, some of you aren't, because you already know. This is when you fart when you are asleep, and wake yourself up, with everyone else. All of you people have it.
March 25, 2018
Disease
Wolfbuttia
You grow a wolf tail and fur on your butt.
March 22, 2018
Disease
Poomella
The urge to poo when you can't poo. Can also cause swelling and diarrhea.
March 14, 2018
Disease
Snifalicious
You will start to stink really badly and then you will have a ticklish rib cage and a loss of balance. You will also have a few other symptoms that I don't want to mention.
October 4, 2017
Disease
Dynosaurictaly
The condition of being very mad and then waking up the next day exploding.
October 3, 2017
Disease
Pooponbunny
You poop on a bunny.
August 19, 2017
Disease
Fartopictinour
Symptoms that cause you to fart when other people fart.
July 22, 2017
Disease
Poopaloy
Makes you want to poop until you explode.
March 24, 2017
Disease
Snailparentia
A disease that make you think your parents and family are snails so you collect snails because you think they're your family.
January 28, 2017
Disease
Buttface
You can't poo anymore.
January 20, 2017
Disease
Marter
When you accidentally like someone and develop a toe fungus.
December 15, 2016
Disease
Exploding Poop Syndrome
Makes your poop explode. I'm serious, it does.
December 10, 2016
Disease
Sycametric Desigmania
A few things happen to people when they have this disease. When someone farts, it smells like honey. While they are drinking something, they will fart, and after smelling the honey will try to eat the air. If not successful after trying five times they will actually eat honey.
May 4, 2016
Disease
Bad Stomach
Eat too much and this will happen along with struggles of pooping.
April 20, 2016
Disease
Pooooooooooop
Two million poops comes out of your butt.
April 12, 2016
Disease
Rock Ebola
Just the same as Ebola, but the virus comes from a rock. Okay, here's how it kills. The virus (of Ebola) finds a rock. Then it picks up a tiny rock then throws it on the belly while standing on it.
April 9, 2016
Disease
Buttamnesia
When your butt forgets how to use the bathroom and when it starts to curse at you.
January 17, 2016
Disease
Button
It is when your butt starts to go in different directions looking for a button.
December 6, 2015
Disease
Butt-butt
You get an extra pair of butts.
November 9, 2015
Disease
Fatbola
Fear of being fat smelling, and thinking about it gives you Ebola.
October 2, 2015
Disease
Swazikag
Watch out! If you have touched a cat in the last hour, you could become a dinosaur. This diseases has been secret because the C.S.I doesn't want people to freak out. Avoid this disease by eating dead dinosaur bones.
April 29, 2015
