Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Quotes
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny quotes.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
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“Fart.”
June 16, 2023
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“I Fart Because It’s the Only Gas I Can Afford!”
Fart-powered car!
July 21, 2022
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“Those who desire to poop shall spend too long thinking about it and not poop in the proposed bowl.”
―Me, 2022
January 25, 2022
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“Plants have butts.”
―Me
June 4, 2021
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“Don’t fart if you can’t handle the smell, please.”
November 19, 2019
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“I pooped myself, then went to the bathroom.”
October 21, 2019
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“Argh, there are poop stains on his underwear and he farted in my face!”
My cousin said this when my brother stuck his butt in her face—it was pretty funny.
September 22, 2019
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Definition of a Fart: “A gassy wind blown out of the bottom at high speeds that sometimes comes with a toot and a little extra.”
December 25, 2018
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“You’re vibrating my butt cheeks.”
October 25, 2018
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“I will harvest your brain soul with my Jello sandwich!”
I walked into the living room and heard this. I desperately hope that I was simply out of context.
May 18, 2018
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“Sometimes I sit in a bath of pineapples just to relax myself.”
August 30, 2017
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“I did do the poo.”
―Albert Einstein
June 12, 2016
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“Yoo hoo! Come help your Granny with arthritis of the toilet!”
November 8, 2015
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“A jellyfish stung my hiney!”
November 3, 2015
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“Poopy Butts Are Yummy!”
―My Mom
June 8, 2015
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“Anybody need a hand?”
“Sure, looks delicious!”
“I don’t think that’s exactly what he meant.”
He sinks his teeth into whatever he can find, even if it’s a refrigerator or fire hydrant.
May 18, 2015
