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Outtakes from Funny Instruments

The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny instruments.

Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.

Instrument

The Butt Flat Butthorn

The loudest instrument ever, with dual horns shaped just like a butt. Eat the beans in the instrument case, then put the buttpiece to your butt. Relax and press the valves, and you will play beautiful music. (Do this in the changing room, please.)

January 29, 2025

Instrument

The Toot-ba

Fart into the buttpiece to make some real music. Best pre-play meal: Ro-Beans.

February 22, 2024

Instrument

The Fart Piano

A piano, but instead of piano sounds it’s farts!

July 20, 2022

Instrument

Selfartgoglepoo

The Selfartgoglepoo is an instrument of the island of Selfartgogle in the world of Selfartgoglepoodesgtraphidlepoo.

March 3, 2022

Instrument

Buttholes

Makes a beautiful sound. It’s called farting.

November 23, 2021

Instrument

Butt Saxophone

Jazz, but with your butt.

August 22, 2021

Instrument

Pee Instruments

Pee-ano and trum-pee-t.

August 22, 2021

Instrument

Butt Clapping Orchestra

First, you've got to get a bunch of people doing ass clapping. Loud clappers, soft clappers, and a very good conductor to make it sounds like a real song. But it’s butts.