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Outtakes from InherentlyFunny.com™

The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.

Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.

Enjoy!

Advice

Fart Smarter, Not Harder

If you want to fart at someone and really hit the bullseye, control the exact power and aggression. This way, one can calculate the exact velocity of the air and impact. Now, if you’ve gotten good at this, you need an escape route. Escape routes define if you’ll be in the trashcan or if you get to look at the fart reap through a crowd. So, be wise, and never stop farting!

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Animal

Poopasaurus Rex

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Anti-Joke

Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?

Because it was in a butthole.

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Book

How to Wipe My Butt

Don’t, just don’t. Toilet paper is expensive anyways. The poop can stay; it’s just chilling anyways. C’mon, this is basically a vacation for it.

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Item of Clothing

Poop Dress

This dress is very poopy.

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Dance

The Squart

Just squat and fart.

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Disease

The Brown Death

The disease between the Black Death, the Plague, and the White death, tuberculosis. Symptom include diarrhea, randomly shouting poop jokes, severe hatred of toilets, and hunger for high-fiber foods. Can be fatal.

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Drink

Poop Juice

Juice that helps you poop.

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Euphemism

Nose Diarrhea

Also know as snot.

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Food

Organic Chocolate

Fresh from the dog’s anus.

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Instrument

The Butt Flat Butthorn

The loudest instrument ever, with dual horns shaped just like a butt. Eat the beans in the instrument case, then put the buttpiece to your butt. Relax and press the valves, and you will play beautiful music. (Do this in the changing room, please.)