Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Euphemisms
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny euphemisms.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Euphemism
Chocolate Cake in the Toilet
Doing business with the toilet bowl.
July 10, 2024
Euphemism
Big Lump Made of Water, Microbes, and Solid Matter, is Color #964B00, and is Usually Dispensed out of the Gluteus Maximus
Poop.
June 11, 2024
Euphemism
Butt Pickle
Also known as poop.
February 20, 2024
Euphemism
Juice Poop
Also known as diarrhea.
January 30, 2024
Euphemism
Poo Tickets
More commonly known as toilet paper.
September 16, 2023
Euphemism
The Chocolate Log
My poop.
March 16, 2023
Euphemism
Butt Chocolate
Also called poop.
October 6, 2022
Euphemism
Space Butt
Ur-anus.
November 5, 2020
Euphemism
The No-Poop-Joke Prison
Also known as school. No offense.
October 16, 2020
Euphemism
Our Other Mouth
Also known as our butthole.
March 17, 2020
Euphemism
Butt Grand Canyon
Also know as a butt hole. I'm really sorry about how bad this is.
January 31, 2020
Euphemism
Subtle but Smelly Anal Gas Discharges
Also known as the “Silent But Deadly.”
May 19, 2019
Euphemism
Platonic Waste That Comes out of an Excreting Organ
Also known as poop.
March 25, 2019
Euphemism
Butt Pit
Also known as a butt hole.
January 24, 2019
Euphemism
Butt Chocolate and Weenie Lemonade
Also know as poop and pee.
January 10, 2019
Euphemism
Double Headed Dragon
Also known as a poop that is really big and looks like it has two dragon heads.
November 11, 2017
Euphemism
Screamin’ Poopies
Also known as really bad diarrhea.
July 18, 2017
Euphemism
Prairie Dogging
Also known as when your poop pokes out of your butt.
May 24, 2017
Euphemism
Poo Poo Hole
Also known as your butt.
January 15, 2017
