Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Insults
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny insults.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
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When You Go to the Toilet, You Don’t Even Remember to Wipe or Flush
May 19, 2024
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I Hope You Have Explosive Diarrhea in a Traffic Jam with Frequent Sneezes
April 8, 2024
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You Look Like That One Fart That’s Green and Smelly and Has a Bad Smell, but You Just Keep on Farting
March 15, 2024
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You Taste Like Monkey Poop
March 13, 2024
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I Needed to Use the Restroom but I Smelt Your Stinky Doo Doo from Mile Away
I almost died from the toxic fumes.
February 8, 2024
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Think You the Poop
You not even the fart.
February 1, 2024
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You Look Like You the Type of Person Who Looks at Your Toilet Paper Every Time You Wipe Your Butt
January 23, 2024
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Turd Nugget
What you call your siblings when you have nothing better to say.
December 17, 2023
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You Look Like How Poop Tastes
Especially in public.
November 13, 2023
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You Are a Fundamental Big Fart
September 17, 2023
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You Smell Like Poopie Caca
August 29, 2023
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You Look Like You Call Farts “Silent Stinkers”
June 22, 2023
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You’re So Ugly, You Scared the Poop out of the Toilet
May 13, 2023
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You’re a Re-heated Burrito That Gave Me Diarrhea
You looser
April 25, 2023
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I Hope You Become a Diaper and Stay Stinky for the Rest of Your Life
April 23, 2023
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I Hope You Fart Really Loudly and Smellily in Front of Important People and Then Throw Up Because it Smells Like Your Dad’s Foot Cheese
It happens to me all the time.
March 26, 2023
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Your Mom is So Dumb She Wrote Uranus on Your Butt
February 10, 2023
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I Hope You Get Diarrhea and the Turd is Hard
January 11, 2023
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You’re Such a Stinky Poopy Baby
Be careful, you might make someone really sad with this one.
December 6, 2022
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Diaper Man!
November 23, 2022
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You Look Like a Turd Who Puked and Farted at the Same Time and then Died
November 18, 2022
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Excuse Me, But Do You Know Where the Bathroom is? I’ve Heard You Visit it a Whole Lot.
Went overboard with the laxatives.
September 29, 2022
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Butt Pimple
September 23, 2022
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Poop Sock
You seem like the type of person who poops in a sock. Just sayin’.
September 20, 2022
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Oh, Sorry You’re So Ugly—I Bet Your Poop Looks Better Than Your Face!
June 19, 2022
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Stinky Poopy Diaper Baby
May 25, 2022
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I Hope You Sit on the Toilet but Bash Your Butt on the Edge
And then skid on some stale wee on the floor.
April 11, 2022
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I Hope You Accidentally Fart in Your Hand Then Touch Your Nose With Said Hand
March 10, 2022
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You Poop Stick
Poop, but on a stick.
February 18, 2022
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I Hope Whenever You Poo, Your Hand Skims the Pee Water
January 24, 2022
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Your Face Looks Like a Buffalo’s Butt
December 29, 2021
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I Hope the Next Time You Army Crawl Your Path is Filled with Poop
November 29, 2021
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I Hope That When You Poop, Everyone Hears You and Thinks a Bear is in the Bathroom
It’s okay, everyone makes poop sounds at least ten times in their life.
November 7, 2021
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Stinky Poopy Butthole Licker
October 13, 2021
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Butt-Picking Chomp Chomp
September 2, 2021
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Stink Poo Poo Bum
August 15, 2021
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Crap-Fart McGee
McGee poops and farts at the same time.
June 9, 2021
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You Look Like You Started the Toilet Paper War
March 17, 2021
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You’re a Nugget, a Turd Nugget
January 13, 2021
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You’re So Fat You Need a Poop Break Every Five Minutes
December 7, 2020
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I like you, but then again, I also like shaping animals out of poo.
October 21, 2020
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Are you from Poop City?
Because you're a poop.
August 29, 2020
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It’s a Good Thing I Don’t Have a Sense of Smell
Because if I did, all I could smell is your smelly butt and I might die of toxic fumes.
August 10, 2020
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You Are Actually a Poopy Bum Pee-Pee Diarrhea Baby Man Thing
July 25, 2020
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You Look Like You Made Will Smith Get a Heart Attack from Farting
May 15, 2020
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You Are Compared to a Peanut-sized Poop
March 25, 2020
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You’re Worse then a Buttcheek on a Stick
Pretty Stupid
February 12, 2020
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Ha Ha, Hoo Hoo, You Smell Like Poo Poo
January 14, 2020
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If I Wanted a Dog, You Would’ve Been Its Doo Doo
October 13, 2019
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You Smell Like You Farted
September 1, 2019
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Your Hair is So Miscolored That it Looks Like Poop!
August 24, 2019
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You Smell Worse than My Pet Camel’s Booty Hole
That’s bad… like, bad-bad!
July 9, 2019
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You Are a Bad Banana
June 22, 2019
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You’re So Ugly, You Scared the Crap out of the Toilet
May 23, 2019
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You Look Like if a Pig Was Put in a Blender
And then turned into a smoothie and then someone drank the smoothie until they pooped you out and they flushed you down the toilet through the wrong pipes.
April 3, 2019
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You Double Butt Face Sandwich
March 28, 2019
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I Fart To Make Your Odour Smell Better
March 23, 2019
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Cry Baby Waa Waa Poo Poo Box
March 11, 2019
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Ever heard of that Greek myth where Hera throws her son off of Mount Olympus because he was so ugly?
Well that’s what your parents tried to do when you were born but they couldn’t because they had spent all of their money on plastic surgery for your face.
January 26, 2019
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I Want to Turn My Farts into Plasma and Shoot You with It
December 7, 2018
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You Smell Like My Foot Wearing the Thickest Sock in the Thickest, Most Heat-Consuming Shoe That Was Ever Made, After Gym Class
I don't do gym.
November 8, 2018
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Dang, You Got Some Bloody Diarrhea Pants
October 24, 2018
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Pooptart
For brain farts.
September 18, 2018
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Buttkisser
The one who is attracted to butts.
September 6, 2018
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The People That Have Meet You Have Instantly Passed Out
Ouch!
August 15, 2018
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Your Mama So Ugly, It Makes People Drink Their Own Puke!
June 22, 2018
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Please Reconsider Coming, Take a Shower, then Maybe You’ll be Better Liked for Not Smelling Like a Pig’s Butt
June 11, 2018
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Looking at Your Face Hurts Like a Stick on a Naked Butt
May 29, 2018
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Sorry, are you the Queen Cleofarta? It sure looks like it!
May 19, 2018
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If You Were an Emoji You’d be the Poop!
You are a big fat poo poo, understand?
April 22, 2018
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You a Butthole
Simply means what it says. You are dirty and smell.
April 22, 2018
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Your Butt Blinked at Me?
Oh, wait, that’s your face. My bad.
April 16, 2018
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You’re a Poopypants
March 24, 2018
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Go Dine on a Donkey’s Poop Corn
March 2, 2018
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If You Could Amputate Your Head, I Would Really Appreciate That
February 22, 2018
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You’re a Big, Fat Buttface
February 17, 2018
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You’re So Ugly, I Rather Talk to My Butt than Your Face
I don’t know. Something I just came up with. Randomizing is the key!
February 15, 2018
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You’re So Ugly That Your Pee is Brown
Good. It’ll make your peehole hurt.
February 13, 2018
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You Raspberry Plastic Tickle Bear
February 12, 2018
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You Look Like a Polar Bear’s Left Nipple
(Though I love polar bears and have nothing against them.)
February 8, 2018
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You’re So Full of Crap That You Use Your Own Poop as a Face Mask and Your Farts as Perfume
February 2, 2018
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You Are Lazier then Garfield
January 25, 2018
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You Look Like a Table
January 9, 2018
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If You Were a Diaper, I’d Reuse You So That I Could Poop on You
November 16, 2017
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I’m Sad That I Don’t Know the Word for What Smell Just Came out of Your Butt
October 18, 2017
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Fart Face
My friend said this and I laughed.
September 17, 2017
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Your Face Kinda Looks Like My Baby Sister’s Poo
July 27, 2017
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Your Butt Should Have a Show
May 6, 2017
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I’m Going to Arrest You…
…for murdering your brain. Oops, sorry, you never had one!
April 22, 2017
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You Should Put a Toilet on Your Face So the Crap That Comes out of Your Mouth Doesn’t Go Everywhere
April 6, 2017
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Hippie Turd Bucket
April 1, 2017
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I Got the Insult of Being Pooped on
Really, it happened.
March 13, 2017
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Listen Up You Old Stove, You Sound Like a Can Opener and Smell Like a Napkin
March 4, 2017
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I Hope You Sit in a Chair That Makes a Noise That Sounds Like a Fart but You Can’t Reproduce It to Show Everyone There That It Wasn’t a Fart
So then they’re just staring at you in disgust.
January 31, 2017
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My Farts on Taco Day Smell Better than You Every Day
(Implies the person has a very powerful negative odor.)
November 3, 2016
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Potato Farting Butthead
October 27, 2016
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Go Eat a Brick, Butt-teeth
When you don’t have anything to say when someone says something mean to you.
September 5, 2016
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You Butt Licker
August 15, 2016
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Poop Sack
April 10, 2016
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You’re a Runny Omelet!
A insult traditionally used by breakfast chefs.
January 28, 2016
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You’re a Dingleberry!
It’s the poop on your butt after you go poo.
January 25, 2016
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You Look Like an Elephant That Just Pooped Dark, Dark Chocolate
January 22, 2016
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Why Don’t You Go to the Swamp to Clean Yourself?
You’ll definitely smell better then.
January 10, 2016
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Poopoo Butt Poo
January 1, 2016
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Even George Washington Looks Better then You!
Nobody is positive how George Washington actually looks, so it’s saying you’re so ugly, I don't even know how you look.
December 8, 2015
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You Are Worth as Much as Pee
November 28, 2015
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I Know You Like Rock, So You Must be a Rockhead
November 19, 2015
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I’d Vomit on You, but the Vomit Will Try and Get Back in My Mouth After Seeing How Ugly You Are
November 15, 2015
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Yo Mama So Ugly, Her Face Causes People to Vomit!
You heard me! From the pimples to the rashes, no one would even go near her. Let alone date her.
September 20, 2015
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Assbutt
September 14, 2015
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You Poopter
September 10, 2015
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You Are a Dirty Pickel with No Cucumber
August 3, 2015
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You Sewer Swimming Champ
July 19, 2015
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Even the Crap off the Bottom of My Shoe Doesn’t Reek Like You
This is an insult because everyone has stepped on some pretty bad crap in their lives.
July 4, 2015
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Man, You Stink Like the Crappiest Crap
July 4, 2015
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You Slapstickaflapcha
A slapstickaflapcha is when you punch someone (do a fist bump and slip, thus punching) and then fall on the floor and do the dead worm.
June 19, 2015
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I Want You to Fall in a Hole Full of Cacti and Poisonous Snakes and Have Zombies Push Lollipops Up Your Butt
June 13, 2015
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You’d Better Not Walk in Back of a Garbage Truck…
Who knows, they might “accidentally” scoop you up with the rest of the junk!
May 25, 2015
