Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Things to Do
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny things to do.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Thing to Do
Jumping into a Toilet
It’s fun to do, and you also wash yourself. It’s good!
November 2, 2024
Thing to Do
Poop in the Toilet at School
It’s not fun unless you don’t flush. Then everyone freaks out.
October 22, 2024
Thing to Do
Poop in a Box and See if Anyone Ever Opens It
June 11, 2024
Thing to Do
Farting on Your Brother’s Head
Because he does it to you.
July 18, 2023
Thing to Do
Peeing to the Roof
I mean it’s too weird, but if you don’t have a roof, here it is: peeing to space. I mean, your pee misses the toilet and your pee goes to the black hole and then the black hole disappears.
June 12, 2023
Thing to Do
Shart in the House
Have you ever farted so loudly that somebody had to come downstairs and tell you to turn the down the TV? No, just me then?
June 10, 2023
Thing to Do
Poop at a Party
When you’re at a party, but don’t want to stink up the place, first get all your pee out, then do a quick “dump.” You gotta flush quickly—then it won’t stink up the room. You’re welcome!
March 13, 2023
Thing to Do
If Someone is Annoying You, Get Out Your Jar of Farts and Stuff it into Their Face
I know you have one, Billy.
March 9, 2023
Thing to Do
Breath Through Your Butt
March 2, 2023
Thing to Do
Take a Big, Fat, Dumpy Dump
It’s a classic.
February 9, 2023
Thing to Do
If Someone Says You’re Gross…
Tell them they’re gross because everyone poops.
December 6, 2022
Thing to Do
Make Your Siblings Mad by Taking Forever in the Bathroom and Say You’re Pooping
November 28, 2022
Thing to Do
Have a Fart Balloon Fight
Steps to follow: First, fart in a balloon. Second, throw it at someone.
November 17, 2022
Thing to Do
Poop in Your Car
October 18, 2022
Thing to Do
Say “Poop” Really Loudly in a Bathroom
July 9, 2022
Thing to Do
Catching a Guy’s Farts in a Water Bottle and Then Smelling It
A kid in my class did this, and he threw up.
July 6, 2022
Thing to Do
Farting in a Cup and Throwing It at Somebody
April 21, 2022
Thing to Do
Releasing a Massive Fart in Class
But then realizing halfway through the lesson it was actually a really soupy poo that had been maturing on your seat for the last half hour.
March 26, 2022
Thing to Do
Fart on a Relative
Do it on their birthday and say it’s their present. (Also a backup if you didn’t get one for them.)
November 23, 2021
Thing to Do
Sticking a Sword Up Your Butt and Pretending You’re a Corndog
September 2, 2021
Thing to Do
Every Time You Have the Urge to Fart, Scream
No one will ever hear you fart again.
March 4, 2021
Thing to Do
Wee on People
June 15, 2020
Thing to Do
Point Your Butt at the Sky and Air Will Come Out
It feels odd but is very interesting, you should try this sometime.
November 7, 2019
Thing to Do
Do a Poo
November 3, 2019
Thing to Do
Give Your Poo a Name the Next Time You Go to the Toilet
October 27, 2019
Thing to Do
Eat Somebody’s Hat
Then barf on their shoes.
April 20, 2019
Thing to Do
Fart in Your Dog’s Face and then Watch as They Pretend to Faint
Or actually faint… call the vet!
April 20, 2019
Thing to Do
Watch Your Hamster Poo
Only if he’s awake. Seriously, it’s satisfying.
March 15, 2019
Thing to Do
Poop on Your Sibling’s Pillow
Just poop. All you need to do in life is poop on something valuable to your annoying sibling.
July 10, 2018
Thing to Do
Smell Your Butt and Go Ahh…
July 6, 2018
Thing to Do
When You are Bored, Go Through the Town (or hallways in a hotel) and Scream “Lalalalala!” with underwear on your head.
March 6, 2018
Thing to Do
Get a Banana with Its Stem Broken off and Go to Apple and Say “The Antenna Broke off Already!”
“I would Like to upgrade to an Apple now!” But dress up with a bandanna and a rimed hat and speak with a British voice.
February 5, 2018
Thing to Do
Poop
The funniest thing ever, for all ages… don’t deny, we know you laughed.
October 16, 2017
Thing to Do
Fart on Command
Make yourself the star of the middle school party but soil a diaper every now and then
September 21, 2017
Thing to Do
Karate Kick an Ant in Front of Your Friends
August 19, 2017
Thing to Do
Run Outside and Yell at the Top of Your Lungs “I’m a Turtle,” and if Anyone Looks at You Funny, Run Back Inside
It’s just very weird.
July 15, 2017
Thing to Do
Eating a Carrot While Watching Whales Eat My Grandma
June 30, 2017
Thing to Do
Poop on the Floor, Pretend You’re a Dump Truck, and Pick It Up with Your Buttcheeks and Drop It in the Toilet
June 28, 2017
Thing to Do
Fart in Front of Someone Sleeping
June 17, 2017
Thing to Do
Overreacting
Your boss comes in, and you stand up tall and proud, and all he does is laugh at you. Suddenly veins pop out of your head and you push him out the window. However he survived and lived. Thats until the ambulance ran over him. Then he was truly dead, I mean wow. What a truly ironic thing to happen.
May 1, 2017
Thing to Do
Fart on Your Dog
He’ll probably like it. Dogs are weird.
October 26, 2016
Thing to Do
Sticking Your Butt in the Air
September 28, 2016
Thing to Do
Dye Your Hamster in the Car
Get some pink dye and dump it all over your hamster
September 17, 2016
Thing to Do
Smell a Mom’s Butt
Maybe.
August 10, 2016
Thing to Do
Sleeping on a Chair in Front of Bird Poo
Birds poop, you sleep, now there is poop on your seat! (This is supposed to be a poem.)
July 2, 2016
Thing to Do
Sit and Try to Put Your Foot Behind Your Head
Chances are you’ll fart uncontrollably.
May 27, 2016
Thing to Do
Farting in a Pool Pillow
Sleep while farting in pools.
April 20, 2016
Thing to Do
Go Up to a Random Person and Say “The Zebras Are Coming and They Have Pineapples!”
Make sure to say this with a straight face on.
March 10, 2016
Thing to Do
Poop!
It makes you skinnier.
February 5, 2016
Thing to Do
Play a Piano with a Zucchini and a Small Rodent
This can be pretty harmful to the zucchini, but make sure to hit the keys pretty dang hard.
January 5, 2016
Thing to Do
Hiccup Falling
When you hiccup so hard you fall off the couch. The end.
December 7, 2015
Thing to Do
Prank Call a Pizza Guy
Tell him you want dirty socks in your “order.”
November 28, 2015
Thing to Do
Buy a Plain T-shirt
On the back write “I know who you are!” On the front write “You are the son of your parents.” When they come to the front to ask, show the your t-shirt.
November 21, 2015
Thing to Do
Go to the hospital and say “I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.”
November 20, 2015
Thing to Do
If you have a 3- or 6-year-old brother or sister in your house, teach them that King Tut rode into World War Three on a wooly mammoth, that broccoli will rot their brains, and that the eraser is not and will never be their friend.
November 8, 2015
Thing to Do
Put Ants in Your Pants, then Prance and Do the Boogey Dance All the Way to France
October 13, 2015
Thing to Do
Tear the Next Sheet of Paper You See to Shreds
Leave the pieces in the floor. Who cares what they think?
July 18, 2015
Thing to Do
Chase Your Butt
June 12, 2015
Thing to Do
Doing a Sweg Flip
To do a sweg flip, curl up in a ball and fly around in your house like a beach ball; stop after 2 hours.
April 22, 2015
Thing to Do
Poo on the Toilet
Poo on the toilet… it’ll kill time… if you don't have to… I don’t know what to do…
April 22, 2015
