Poopy M^c̱Butt

Advice

If You Poop at Work, Don’t Work

Relaxing and stress free forever. Win-win!

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Animal

The Poopy Dog

Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.

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Anti-Joke

Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?

Because it was in a butthole.

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Book

Harry Potter and the Hairy Butthole

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Item of Clothing

The Butt Mask

It’s like a mask, but you wear it on your butt.

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Dance

The Squart

Just squat and fart.

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Disease

Dookiebuttism

When there’s dookie in that butt but you’re low-key an expert about it.

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Drink

Poop Juice

Juice that helps you poop.

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Euphemism

When the Ocean Touches the Cave

The water splashes into your butthole when you poo out a chunk.

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Food

Poopdog

A hotdog, but the sausage is replaced with dog poop.

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Instrument

The Butt Flat Butthorn

The loudest instrument ever, with dual horns shaped just like a butt. Eat the beans in the instrument case, then put the buttpiece to your butt. Relax and press the valves, and you will play beautiful music. (Do this in the changing room, please.)

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Insult

My Dog’s Butt Smells Better than Your Over-priced Perfume!

P.S. I never had a dog.

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Job

Toilet Tester for Taco Bell

Eat as much tacos as possible, and then test the toilets to see if they explode, or are Taco-bell worthy.

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Movie

Avengers: Age of My Butt

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Name

Super Fartio

Super Mario but fart.

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Nickname

Miss Fartsalot

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Observation

Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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Person

The Bootyhole Troll

Watch out or the Bootyhole Troll will dig in your hole!

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Phobia

Poolidophobia

The fear of pooping and then discovering you forgot to open the lid of your toilet.

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Phrase

There’s Poop in My Soup

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Place

Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way

She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!

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Product

Fart Smart

This product allows you to fart into either a box or a tube connected to a portable toilet so no one can smell your fart.

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Question

If You Stand Upside-down, Can You Poop and Throw Up at the Same Time?

In my experience you can.

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Quote

“Fart.”

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Saying

“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”

Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.

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Song

It’s Raining Poop

It’s raining tacos, but when you say “tacos,” you poop.

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TV Show

How to Make Poop

Add a sausage, make it brown, and boom, you have poop.

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Tattoo

POOP Tattooed Across Your Giant Forehead

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Thing

Non-Flushing Toilet

Don’t use it. Trust me. (It flooded and now the sea is here.)

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Thing to Do

Painting Your Neighbour’s House Baby Poo

Just mix green, yellow, and brown.

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Toy

Toilet

A toilet so your kid doesn’t poop on your face! Fun and educational.

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Word

Peepeepoopoo

A funny word used to make anyone laugh in any situation.

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