Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from InherentlyFunny.com™
The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Enjoy!
Animal
The Poopy Dog
Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.
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Anti-Joke
Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?
Because it was in a butthole.
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Dance
Poke-Fart Dance
Poke-dancing, but you fart every time you shake your butt, and you end it by sitting on a toilet and pooping as fast as you can.
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Disease
Flactouse Intolerance
It’s lactose intolerance, but when you eat something that you’re not supposed to, instead of being gassy you fart, and your fart acts like a jetpack. (You also fart rainbows, which is why we have them…)
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Euphemism
When the Ocean Touches the Cave
The water splashes into your butthole when you poo out a chunk.
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Instrument
The Butt Flat Butthorn
The loudest instrument ever, with dual horns shaped just like a butt. Eat the beans in the instrument case, then put the buttpiece to your butt. Relax and press the valves, and you will play beautiful music. (Do this in the changing room, please.)
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Place
Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way
She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!
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Product
Fart Smart
This product allows you to fart into either a box or a tube connected to a portable toilet so no one can smell your fart.
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Question
If You Stand Upside-down, Can You Poop and Throw Up at the Same Time?
In my experience you can.
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Saying
“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”
Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.
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