Poopy MButt

Outtakes from InherentlyFunny.com

The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.

Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.

Enjoy!

Advice

If You Like Someone, Poop on Their Head

Then flush it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence.

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Animal

The Poopy Dog

Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.

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Anti-Joke

Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?

Because it was in a butthole.

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Book

The Great War of Poop

Very interesting. Read about diarrhea and constipation.

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Item of Clothing

The Butt Mask

It’s like a mask, but you wear it on your butt.

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Dance

Poke-Fart Dance

Poke-dancing, but you fart every time you shake your butt, and you end it by sitting on a toilet and pooping as fast as you can.

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Disease

Poop in Your Fingernail

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Drink

Toilet Water

A delectable yellow liquid with a tangy, spicy, taste, sometimes with chunks of wrinkled chocolate.

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Euphemism

Chocolate Cake in the Toilet

Doing business with the toilet bowl.

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Food

Pizza Poop

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Instrument

The Toot-ba

Fart into the buttpiece to make some real music. Best pre-play meal: Ro-Beans.

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Insult

When You Go to the Toilet, You Don’t Even Remember to Wipe or Flush

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Job

Animal Poop Taster

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Movie

Jurassic Fart

Jurassic Park, but instead of roaring, the dinosaurs fart.

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Name

Pooper9000

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Nickname

Toilet Lover

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Observation

Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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Person

Fartman

Farting for freedom. Flying with his farts. Farting in a bad guy’s face. It’s Fartman! Three cheers for Fartman! Let’s drink for Fartman!

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Phobia

Shart-Your-Pants-Phobia

The fear of sharting your pants.

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Phrase

There’s Poop in My Soup

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Place

Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way

She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!

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Product

Poop Protection

Keeping ya safe from that dang diarrhea for 10 seconds.

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Question

What if Your Body is a Poop Gun and Eating is Just Reloading?

Dang, I reload a lot.

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Quote

“Fart.”

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Saying

“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”

Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.

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Song

It’s Raining Poop

It’s raining tacos, but when you say “tacos,” you poop.

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TV Show

My Mom’s Toilet is Clogged!

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Tattoo

Tattoo of Your Butt on Your Butt

Lol.

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Thing

Non-Flushing Toilet

Don’t use it. Trust me. (It flooded and now the sea is here.)

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Thing to Do

Jumping into a Toilet

It’s fun to do, and you also wash yourself. It’s good!

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Toy

Toilet

A toilet so your kid doesn’t poop on your face! Fun and educational.

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Word

Peepeepoopoo

A funny word used to make anyone laugh in any situation.

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