The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Enjoy!
Then flush it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence.
Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.
Because it was in a butthole.
Poke-dancing, but you fart every time you shake your butt, and you end it by sitting on a toilet and pooping as fast as you can.
A delectable yellow liquid with a tangy, spicy, taste, sometimes with chunks of wrinkled chocolate.
Fart into the buttpiece to make some real music. Best pre-play meal: Ro-Beans.
Farting for freedom. Flying with his farts. Farting in a bad guy’s face. It’s Fartman! Three cheers for Fartman! Let’s drink for Fartman!
She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!
Dang, I reload a lot.
Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.
It’s fun to do, and you also wash yourself. It’s good!