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Advice

Whenever You’e Sad, Eat a Fart

You’ll be too disgusted to think about being sad.

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Animal

The Poopy Dog

Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.

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Anti-Joke

Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?

Because it was in a butthole.

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Book

The Book About Farting

Written by Ben Franklin.

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Item of Clothing

The Butt Mask

It’s like a mask, but you wear it on your butt.

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Dance

Poke-Fart Dance

Poke-dancing, but you fart every time you shake your butt, and you end it by sitting on a toilet and pooping as fast as you can.

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Disease

Pooping Cough

Burping poop? Crazy.

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Drink

Poopajuice

Diarrhea mixed with apple juice.

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Euphemism

Chocolate Cake in the Toilet

Doing business with the toilet bowl.

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Food

Poopdog

A hotdog, but the sausage is replaced with dog poop.

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Instrument

The Butt Flat Butthorn

The loudest instrument ever, with dual horns shaped just like a butt. Eat the beans in the instrument case, then put the buttpiece to your butt. Relax and press the valves, and you will play beautiful music. (Do this in the changing room, please.)

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Insult

You Look Like an Ingrown Hair in Someone’s Rectum

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Job

Animal Poop Taster

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Movie

Jurassic Fart

Jurassic Park, but instead of roaring, the dinosaurs fart.

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Name

Super Fartio

Super Mario but fart.

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Nickname

Blobby Butt Face, the Dropper of Feces

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Observation

Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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Person

Fartman

Farting for freedom. Flying with his farts. Farting in a bad guy’s face. It’s Fartman! Three cheers for Fartman! Let’s drink for Fartman!

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Phobia

Fartophobia

The fear of farting yourself awake.

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Phrase

There’s Poop in My Soup

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Place

Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way

She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!

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Product

Poop Protection

Keeping ya safe from that dang diarrhea for 10 seconds.

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Question

What if Your Body is a Poop Gun and Eating is Just Reloading?

Dang, I reload a lot.

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Quote

“Fart.”

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Saying

“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”

Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.

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Song

It’s Raining Poop

It’s raining tacos, but when you say “tacos,” you poop.

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TV Show

How to Make Poop

Add a sausage, make it brown, and boom, you have poop.

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Tattoo

POOP Tattooed Across Your Giant Forehead

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Thing

Non-Flushing Toilet

Don’t use it. Trust me. (It flooded and now the sea is here.)

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Thing to Do

Jumping into a Toilet

It’s fun to do, and you also wash yourself. It’s good!

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Toy

Toilet

A toilet so your kid doesn’t poop on your face! Fun and educational.

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Word

Peepeepoopoo

A funny word used to make anyone laugh in any situation.

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